i noe u're like excited! but calm down eh? hold on to ur marbles. don't lose them!

yes kimmy. i'm still fudging on ur question. dunno how to give u an answer. =P damn. sian. haixxxxx. ok.

aiya. see what see. stop buggering me. I'm trying to be serious here, which by the way is highfalutin, which is sumthing i noe and which is something i'm going to stop doing now. eeeeeeeee. ok. now what? ok. tell u this thing. it's not lame. dun worry. got it from reader's digest

Spotted on the lost-and-found noticeboard in our university dormitory: "Lost - one pair of earings, if found please return to Room 5113." A few hours later, a new notice appeared directly below. It read:" Lost - one letter 'r', if found please insert.

now u better laugh! i was at pains to type that down, u noe!? better not be ungrateful. if u're not laughing, u better repent! and start laughing. or.. or. i'll feed u this nutritious drink which i occasionally have it in the morning but always feel like puking after consumption. bah. boring. i can see ur eyes glazing over the monitor screen. but dun yawn eh? it's pungent.

ok. I've entered 2 posts. so go check out the other, provided if u have the time. i dun want u to come after me with a BUTCHer's knife, accusing me of wasting ur time of ur precious life.

speaking of sumthing. hahahaha. mrs tan actually asked about our opinions on bisexual and homosexual people. hm. i wonder who she could be referring to. all i noe is that i'm not one. so. yeah. dun feel offended. there's nothing wrong with being a bi or a homo. ok? dun cry! u're flooding my house!

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