hahahahahahaha. oh gosh. jolene was carrying domenic.

[ ack. more like STRUGGLING with domenic. ]

and she said. let's go watch the smurfs! hahahahahahaha. i thought what. hahahah. ya ok i was laughing like a mad dog then. literally. but she say what.. no lah. what smurfs? so u noe?.. I was like so resourceful. u noe? so i went to check.

as if in slow motion. as if i was in matrix with a insanely slow yet stylish gait..

there she was.

sitting with domenic.. silently watching the smurfs. hahahaha. but the most apalling thing was...

I went to sit beside her. and wow! i was watching the smurfs! hahahaha. but. nah. i didn't enjoy it. it was a putrid and lacklustre kiddyo show. not suitable for such a matured peson like ME. cough. i was too busy laughing in hysterics. hahahahahaha. then gina came. and she sat with domenic. hahahha. and WOW!!!!! the all of us were watching the smurfs! hahahahahhahhahahahaha. it just happened so fast. so furious. so crazy. so horrifying.

yah. YAH! did anyone watched true files? wah lau eh. shit shit shit shit. so shittyily shittingly shitty. stupid diabolical, pathological, beastly, schmucking, schnooking schmo-ing scum to the earth! u noe what he did?!

he dripped hot wax onto the boy's testicles!!!!!! YES! U'VE HEARD AND SEEN ME!! TESTICLES!!! besides that, he forced the boy to eat shit!! ah!!!!! SHIT!! but the shit in tru files was bush-league lah. looks so chocolatey and yummy. ahhh. ruined the aura for that part.

yah sure. true files was gruesome. but i was calm man. dead calm. my countanence remained stolid. I WAS CALM!! I WAS SO PLACID!

SO MUCH SO THAT I DUN FEEL LIKE CASTRATING HIM. THEN MAULING HIM. THEN BBQING HIM...

then then then. then landing myself in the girls' home. think i so stupid ah. NO LAH duh.

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